Various and Sundry

so im at my dads eating my cake. I couldnt have ice cream becuase its too cold for my teeth.

the chick on deal or no deal last night had the million in her case. she sold it for two hundred fifteen thousand. but come on! thats a fuck lot of money. Id be bummed about the million but not THAT bummed!

My hip has been really sore.

I wish I was at homew so I could DDR right now. i miss ddr. its been almost a week since i last played *gasp* I know. its horrible.

Im starting a low carb diet on Monday. got any food tips for me?

*************
This is Blue Boy Talking about driving the tractor with grandpa:

we drove when too long then the two bolts broke off and then we went and hit rocks up in blades and then we made echos and then I couldnt find RM it was a secret door passaged and we went out of there and then we went home and then I couldnt unbuclek and then you said lucky for me ai had a mom and thats all.
*****************

im a little worried that this blog isnt going to be usefull for Pay per posts. I dont have it linked anywhere, which means it doesnt have ANY google rank nore does it have an alexa score. whateverthefuck that is. so i dont know if I will be able to take any posts. Whatever, if they accept it, great, if not, oh well.

********

XOXOX

In this day

Don't Upset the Vet...... One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so he said he would let us know when we could come to get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office were full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door.

So now you are thinking oh my goodness this is hilarious. And it is funny. But if somehting like this happened in this day, the guy would sue. If he didnt sue it would only be because the two are the best of friends. it bothers me that I cannot get a joke online and just appriciate the funny-ness of it. Does anyone else have this problem?

Dont even get me started on all the man bashing jokes either!

Valentine surprises

So. Since the hubster doesn't come here, let me tell you what i picked up for his valentines gift. Its so cute. A box of chocolates .

sounds simple, right? but its the box that makes it so darn cute.

its in the shape of boxer shorts, and its all padded and oh so cute.

This amuses me greatly.
++++++++++++++++++++++

Took my oldest son to coffee last night. Man , big mistake. A seven year old boy. Heh. so we were at walmart, which I love, so STFU. and i went to the clearance racks, thanks to BFF Kissy, and there were the BEST pants ever, for fourteen bux.

So I grabbed an 11, and tried them on. they fit good in the waist, could have been a bit looser, but I am in the middle of a diet so i was ok with the tightness.

My ass looked AWESOME

The length of the leg was a bit too long, but since it was a straight cut it would have been easy to hem them.

Have I mentioned that my ass looked AWESOME?

So why didn't I buy them?

OMG the camel toe. it wasn't even camel toe anymore, it was cowboy in too tight wranglers bulge.

what good is the great looking ass aspect if I have to wear a long shirt to cover the toe?

Yea. it sucks. I will survive though.

Out Of Coffee

So its been kind of cold here, the car was running low on gas. I neglected to top it up. Fast forward to today. Its shopping day. We only grocery shop once every two weeks.

Im out of coffee. Life sucks

Husband type person filled a jerry can with gas. Hope it works for tommorrow or I might die.

I had it all, and its allll gone.

diets suck

I miss chocolate.

I miss sugar.

I want an orange.

Sigh.