Since he will be three years old in a month less a day (OMG THREE? where was I??) I thought it might be prudent to jot a few things down for memory's sake. And online seems to be a perfect place to start!
Scruberdriber - screwdriver
Shamy Showns - Jamie Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Owan Jupes - Orange Juice
Get sies - Spagettii
Isn't it funny how you can think of something and then your mind blanks out when you go to write it down? Same thing happened to me today when I went to write out a shopping list!
If I remember any more weirdness, I will update accordingly!
Flamoflage - Camouflage