Fat Cat

So we have this cat. her name is Tigger and she is three years old. She has always been a bit on the chubby side, but it wasn't until we brought home Smokey the Dog that she began to get fat. It didn't take long for us to realize that Tigger was Nomming down the dog food, along with her daily ration of CAT food as well as any type of human food she could get her grubby paws on!

It got to the point that we were considering putting the cat not just on a diet, but on some sort of diet pill ( maybe Leptovox). Then this summer I got tired of all the blasted dog hair blowing down the halls and bunching up on the furniture.

We bought this nifty dog brush - It is called the furminator - We decided to try it out on the fat bastard fat cat- only to realize that she might not be as fat as she looked!

In a matter of minutes we pulled off enough hair that if we had a laboratory, we could have made a brand new kitty ( FRANKENKITTY!!!! Run for your Lives!!)

Then, further proof of her not so fatness came this month when we took out the clippers and shaved Tigger.




I guess this is just more proof that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover - or a fat cat by it's fur!