lol.
Seriously though, I do not get out all that much, and really, it doesn't bug me, until I have a busy night and pay for it the next day!
I wish I could say I was doing something refined like visiting wine clubs, or going to a poetry reading, but the truth is, all it took to wipe me out was this:
- left home
- Get to the mail box to mail something from MY dog to my fathers dog at
- Get to the city
- Pick up my sister
- Drive across town for Tattoo appointment to make Tattoo Appointment
- Try to drive to Wal*mart
- Miss my turn off
- Drive very long till next turn off.
- Stop to take a picture for Nobody
- Drive back towards Wal*mart
- Convince my sister to ask in a fearful voice "is she still following me" to passerby's as I push her wheelchair.
- Pitch a fit over the fact that that little boy gets to have lucky charms why can't I.
- Laugh as my sister wheels herself away and pretends not to know me.
- Pick out a Bunny hug.
- Put it back, pick out a different one.
- Find my sister and have her tell me my bunny hug sucks
- Punch sister
- Go to mens wear, pick out another bunny hug
- This one is acceptable.
- Two chocolate bars, a 3 pack of lighters later and we are through the till.
- Drive to Future Shop.
- Go in, admire Sales man with beautiful lips while waiting in line.
- Not notice when his beautiful lips are asking if he can help me.
- Blush
- Get laptop back
- caress it gently.
- Pay through the nose for laptop.
- Caress again. There may have been a bit of tongue involved.
- Back to the car.
- Open chocolate bar - I haven't had supper.
- Try to back out of my spot. FAIL
- Put down chocolate bar and successfully back out of my spot.
- resume chocolate consumption.
- Head for Coffee.
- Enjoy coffee
- Take sister home
- Home at last - Five hours later
I need a nap.
1 comment:
I would be tired after all that, too.
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