I need your help!

Recently, I created a new blog. It's called Where Was I? I had help from the always sweet Nobody to get it on it's own domain, but for some reason, Google does not recognize Where Was I?

Now. It's really really important that Google come to love my sweet baby blog becuase its conception was planned purely for monetizing reasons. But. Unless I can get some sort of a page rank, and trust me, I would take a one at this point!, I can;t do anything with her at all!

So. Here is what I get when I check - or try to check - my blogs info:

Warning: fopen(/home/google/public_html/domains/where-was-i.com//index.php) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/google/public_html/function1.php on line 36

Warning: fwrite(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/google/public_html/function1.php on line 58
NOT Valid !!!!

So what are those lines (36 and 58) and how do I fix it?

Anyone know??