Which is an euphemism for I've calmed down.
Yes, I told them not to touch the fabric, but they are just little boys, and I should have had the door closed, or gotten my butt off the computer to investigate the giggling sooner.
I've fixed most of the damage, I just need The Husband to come home and check it over. He has a better eye for this kind of stuff than I do.
In the nick of time, my mother in law stole the two older boys for the night, so that really , really helped me calm down about the whole thing.