PMS

So this is unexpected. I mean, my boobs have been tender the past few days, but four months I have done this, sore boobs and no period. So now, I guess, four months worth of aches and cramps are here at once?

AND ME WITH NO MIDOL.

I kind of feel like my family should don tactical gear and take cover.

(who am I kidding? The effort it takes to bring my coffee mug to my mouth is not worth it, I cannot imagine moving from this spot to attack anyone in a PMS rage! It's been four years since I was in labor, but dude, this is just as bad as the mid stages of labor.)

(AND ME WITHOUT ANY MIDOL)

shoot me please.