So... ask me how that no/low carb thing is going. Go ahead I dare you.
No? No takers?
That's OK, it's my blog, I'll tell ya anyway.
It's going bad. Very bad.
You see, the apples in the crisper are slightly mushy. I'm not an apple fan to begin with so having even the slightest mush to them makes them absolutly disgusting to me. And other than fruit, what am I supposed to eat sans carb in the morning?
Toast is out. And so are egs and bacon cus I am damn well not trying to handle an oven that early in the morning. If I can light my microwaveable porridge on fire, then who knows what I would do with an actual stove.
And then? the chimichongas in the freezer? they are sitting there screaming my name. begging for me to put them out of their frozen misery and eat them!
I'm doing really good at the whole no candy and cookie thing, as well, I put a really tiny spoon in the sugar so my coffee is not so sweet.
Next weekend, when we go shopping I will stock up on celery and carrots and crisp apples, see if that helps.
But for now? I refuse to get discouraged and chow down on the mini chocolate bars in the kids' bags.
And the chips I got tonight for the movie were carb free. After I used a permanent marker to cross that line out in the Nutritional Facts, that is.